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Sunday, April 30, 2006

4:14 PM
courtesy of... Joe

A Dispatch from the Amazing Mr John Lurie


I got this a few weeks ago from the talented Mr Lurie, but was sworn to temporary secrecy on the event opening. If you're in the New York area I'd strongly urge you to check out John's show. More details can be found at John's website, strangeandbeautiful.com. Check it out and support people who don't suck!

-Joe

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Friday, April 28, 2006

11:11 PM
courtesy of... Joe

More bits and pieces of fluffy joy

First off, the interview with the lovely and talented Kari Wahlgren (see charming picture in the post just below...) should be showing up in the next few days. It will be greatly sweet. Oh yes.

And speaking of sweet, for some reason this little bit of cheese metal happiness made me grin, so, here's a little bit of video goodness for your consumption:

Lordi - Rock n' Roll Hallelujah on Transbuddha

-Joe

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Monday, April 24, 2006

8:59 PM
courtesy of... Joe

It's about flipping time...

I know there's been a bit of Feature lull, but now I'm happy to announce the next guest here at Joe-Mammy.com is the lovely and talented Kari Wahlgren. You might not know her face (yet) but you've no doubt heard her work. For more (mostly true) information check out the nice folks at IMDB. In the meantime, sit in breathless wonderment and anticipation.


Huzzah!

-Joe

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

1:51 AM
courtesy of... Joe

...and while I'm quoting lyrics and all

I'd love to have this guy on the site some day. Maybe it'll happen, but in the meantime we'll have to settle for a bit of his work.

Chameleon

can I indulge your skin

can I claim something sweet
can I eat my words
when they win again, against you

lock you in a stare
lose yourself like I do
promise to say slow down
when it's racing white horses up there

I am the adulteress
and the penitent man
I'm the cunning culprit
and the little lamb
and I love all God's children
all but one
this chameleon

can I ride it in
can I take it on
can you try to tell me why I haven't had you yet
oh yeah

I am the adulteress
and the penitent man
I'm the cunning culprit
and the little lamb
and I love all God's creatures
all but one
this chameleon

forsake it and you roll
forsake it and you feel
forsake it and you go
its such a changed change
it feels so on
such an on

and the guilt being inside
and you take it alright
promise not to say slow down
when it's racing slick white jets up there

I'm the adulteress
and the penitent man
I'm the cunning culprit
and the little lamb
and I love all God's creatures
all but one
this chameleon

-Joe

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

10:08 PM
courtesy of... Joe

Reflections through music

So this song is kicking my ass today. You can check out the interview with it's author (one Mr Linford Detweiler) in the Features section.

Long Lost Brother

I thought that we'd be
Further along by now
I can't remember how
We stumbled to this place

I loved you like a long lost brother
On a bad day maybe I thought why bother
I've seldom seen so much anger
In a face

I wanna do better
I wanna try harder
I wanna believe
Down to the letter

Jesus and Mary
Can you carry us
Across this ocean
Into the arms of forgiveness

I don't mean to laugh outloud
I'm trying to come clean
Trying to shed my doubt
Maybe I should just keep
My big mouth shut

More often than not
When it comes to you
You want whatever's not in front of you
Deep down I know this includes me too

So tell me your troubles
Let your pain rain down
I know my job I've been around
I invest in the mess
I'm a low cost dumping ground

Trouble is I'm so exhausted
The plot, you see, I think I've lost it
I need the grace to find what can't be found

-Joe

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12:16 AM
courtesy of... Joe

Thanks to Rex and two women named Kari



As seen on Wimp.com

The Funk might not be over, but at least I can dance to it now.

-Joe

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Monday, April 17, 2006

7:11 PM
courtesy of... Joe
...maybe it's time to call it a day.

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Saturday, April 15, 2006

9:28 PM
courtesy of... Joe

I knew it!



What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com


-Joe

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Friday, April 14, 2006

12:29 AM
courtesy of... Joe

God help us all

Well, I've become a "Askaninja" groupie. Greatly amusing. This little bit makes me grin wildly because I'm a cheeseball.



The ship might be sinking, but the buffet rocks.

-Joe

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Monday, April 10, 2006

11:03 PM
courtesy of... Joe

More diversion

Say what you will about Flash games, this one kinda rocks. Enjoy.

Cards won their home opener. That almost makes up for choking against the Cubs.

-Joe

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Sunday, April 09, 2006

10:57 PM
courtesy of... Joe

The free world wants you to turn the rock down

Everything still sucks, but I'm sure you probably already knew that.

This still makes me laugh though.

-Joe

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10:57 AM
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Hm.

Everything is broken and nothing is as it should be.

Should we be scared or relieved?

Hm.

And now, Ask a Ninja
(for all your ninja questions, check out askaninja.com)

-Joe

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Friday, April 07, 2006

1:14 AM
courtesy of... Joe

Stealing from Kari

I saw Kari did this a few days ago and I've meant to swipe it (again), so here's the official Joe-Mammy iPod shuffle game

Photographic - Depeche Mode
Recent acquisition. I hadn't heard much of D.M. before but I like what I've heard. Now if the lyrics weren't so damn silly: "I take pictures/photographic pictures" are you serious? Great synth sounds though.

Insane in the Membrane - Cypress Hill
Ahh, nostalgic grooves from my younger days. I swear that drum line loop has been used a kajillion times since then, but it's still fun. Don't you know I'm loco?

Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
Ian Curtis doing his melodic half moan over a bass line that would appear in New Order songs for decades to come. They just don't make angst like this anymore.

My Man - They Might Be Giants
A song about a spinal injury. Only TMBG. The freaky thing about this song is that the words I incorrectly thought they were singing at points actually really left an impression, especially "the ghosts of an ocean" (actual lyrics "the coasts of an ocean") proving that it's not what you say, it's what some knucklehead thinks you may have said...

My Sympathies - AP2
The chorus "it's got nothing to do with me..." is good stuff. It's supposed to be an angry song, but it just sounds lonely, which isn't a bad thing, either.

and finally:

Dig - Adam Again
Even over ten years after I first heard this song, it still kicks my ass. Funky, soulful, mournful and resolute all at the same time. Makes me wish Gene Eugene was still around so I could hear it live again sometime. That and it forever sold me on the sound of the Fender Rhodes. "There was a time that I might have surrendered, but not now" is one of the greatest culminations of a song I've ever heard.

-Joe

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Thursday, April 06, 2006

8:11 PM
courtesy of... Joe

Inflatable love monkey

Every now and then there comes along something stupid enough to be entertaining. Here's a nifty little entry "Kung-Fu Badass" which is still better than the last batch of Star Wars movies. My personal favorite is how the crafty Black Dragon escapes detection (in old-timey China) by hiding in the trailer house crapper. Ahhhh, bliss. I linked to part one, but the entire epic story is available if you've got the inclination...

-Joe

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