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Saturday, February 25, 2006

10:07 PM
courtesy of... Joe

R.I.P. boys

Well, a few more folks have passed on. By now many have seen the news about Don Knotts who died. Personally, I was more disappointed to see that Darren McGavin also died. McGavin, probably best known for playing the father in "A Christmas Story" was one of the guys out there who I never thought quite got the recognition he deserved. Where would we be now if it hadn't been for shows like "Kolchak: The Night Stalker" (the old one, not the horrid rehash they tried earlier this television season...)

In either case, I thought I'd mention it.

-Joe

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10:51 AM
courtesy of... Joe

Official Announcement from Joe (again)

Well I'm pleased to announce two (2) things.
One (1): the laptop has finally on its way to being repaired. That means I can do more work again and hopefully keep the little site that we've all come to know and love moving a little faster (and get some Features going full steam...)

Two (Deux): After some thought, consideration, and supplications offered to numerous strange and minor gods I've decided that Joe-Mammy.com is a lot of work, at times frustration, generally thankless and self-absorbed so when my webspace renewal came up again I was considering that it might be time to let Cecil, the flying baby, the Devil Pups and my own bad self take their natural course and fade away quietly.

But then I realized I don't like nature--squirrels and twigs and all that--so I opted to keep this monstrosity chugging along for another year of Joe goodness. (So breathe a sigh of relief all of you nice folks who steal my bandwidth to show off Kari Byron pics...) What does year three of the Ultimate Joe Experience have to offer? Hard to say, but at least now you know there will be a year three.

Let us RAWK.

-Joe

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Friday, February 24, 2006

11:46 PM
courtesy of... Joe

Unpimping ain't easy...

Laptop repairs coming soon. In the meantime, I'm not a big foreign car fan, but I do like Peter Stormare (he was one of the nihilists in "The Big Lebowski", the wood chipper guy in "Fargo" and the devil--and only truly good part--of "Constantine") and he's in rare form in these commercials for Volkswagen. I laughed aloud. Hand to God.

Props to Transbuddha for continuing to host this stuff...

-Joe

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Monday, February 20, 2006

11:27 AM
courtesy of... Joe

I'm still alive

I've had this bouncing in and out of my head for a few weeks, so now I share it with you. Enjoy.

Well I heard there was a secret chord
that David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
Well it goes like this:
The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah

Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah

Well your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to her kitchen chair
She broke your throne and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah

Well Baby I've been here before
I've seen this room and i've walked this floor,
I used to live alone before I knew you
And I've seen your flag on the marble arch
But love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah

Well there was a time when you let me know
What's really going on below
But now you never show that to me do you
But remember when I moved in you
And the holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah

Maybe there is a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you
And it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah


Oh, and on the other end of the spectrum, here's one of the worst things I've ever seen or heard...
-Joe

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Thursday, February 16, 2006

11:01 PM
courtesy of... Joe

...yeah

Hey kiddies. No new news, which means, I suppose, no bad news. Not much here (obviously) but hopefully soon things will be getting patched up/repaired and updated soon.

And now, here's something that always makes me feel good.

As seen on Wimp.com

-Joe

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Sunday, February 12, 2006

11:22 PM
courtesy of... Joe

And now, yet another "Brokeback" bit of humor...

Well, here's a little something that made me chuckle. So far week two of the "Joe is a bloody clutz and now has limited internet access" experiment has come and gone and I can say that, in fact, I don't much care for it. Oh well. On a personal note Devil Pup Virgil had his birthday today, so he got to enjoy his cheeseburger while yours truly worked on a collaboration project with a friend. Details forthcoming (if all goes well...)

So, in the meantime, please be patient until all these matters are resolved and enjoy:

As seen on Wimp.com

-Joe

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Sunday, February 05, 2006

12:24 AM
courtesy of... Joe

Dangnabbit!

So, apparently KFKOD.net and the-nep.com are still down. Thanks for your patience, I've harassed the appropriate parties and hopefully all will be babies and fluffy bunnies again soon...
-Joe

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Saturday, February 04, 2006

9:41 PM
courtesy of... Joe

Banged up

Well, it finally happened. As a wise friend of mine once said: The problem with portable is "portable" ultimately means "broken..." And alas, my lurvely little laptop (which has been the most ready source for all Joe-related news for the last year or so) has done and had itself a bit of a misfortune. So, updates might be a little slower in coming now, but keep heart, I'm still hard at work. And to prove it, here's a Holy Spirit Enema...

-Joe

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