Let's recap my vacation:
Number of years on the proverbial birthday cake: 30
Number of weddings I attended on my birthday: 1
Excuses I have now for not remembering the anniversary for said wedding: 0
Percent chance I'm screwed trying to remember it at least once: 100 (sorry in advance Dust and Kari...)
Number of nights I got a little inebriated in the last three days: 2
Number of nights I've been a little inebriated in the last three years: 2
Number of pictures my camera can take: 130 or so
Number of pictures actually taken on trip: 0
Number of dogs: 2
Number of ticks recovered from Virgil: 21
Number of ticks recovered from Bea: 0
Nightmares I had about this guy (Creepy Furniture Commercial on Transbuddha): 1
Number of misnomers in the title of the film "Voodoo Black Exorcist": 2 1/2
Number of other people I've actually convinced to watch "Voodoo Black Exorcist": 3
Number of people who said they'll sit and watch it "someday": 5
Number of them I believe: 1 (give or take)
Items in this list: 17
Items in this list now: 18
Amount the previous two lines amused me: more than it should have

Ah, statistics. Let's do a pie chart or something.

Mmmmmmm. Pie...

-Joe