that kicks such ass!

thanks!!!!! and we better see you there...
 

oh, i'll be there, and i'm bringin Benny XVI

(you know i have the connections)
 

Yeah, as long as I don't have to be the flower girl it's a pretty safe bet that I'll be there (unless I can get some insider action and make some serious Pete Rose kinda money which means you'd get a KICK ASS wedding gift...)

I'm not sitting by Benny...
 

Look at Kari's disgust that Dustin opted for a bow-tie and not a dashing bolo-tie!
 

If Benny is there, better stock up the wine bar!
 

That's just about the funniest devildamned thing I've ever seen. Nicely done.

Also, what's really funny about it is I had actually said to Kari that whoever we get to do the service has to dress up as the Pope. (Although I pictured him with the big pointy hat.)

I wonder how much it would cost to get the real Pope . . . Hmm . . .

What I'd really like to do is get John Paul instead. Have to find a medium, but that would make for a very interesting ceremony.
 

Well, it might definitely be notable for the whole "sainthood" thing if he's all rotted and stuff. Your wedding could be a charming historical footnote.

And sadly I can only take credit for the rough idea, it was our own beloved Rex Havoc who had the skills and time to assemble this bad boy. This should totally be the picture you use for the newspaper though, dontya think?
 

Nice rack, Karicita!!!!!
 

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