Every now and then I make the mistake of perusing my Junk E-Mail filter. Most recently I found this little beaut that started out:

We have learned from the Internet that you are interested in tents. We have been in the tent manufacturing business for many years and are currently in the process of expanding and our customer base. We are quite excited about contacting you and the potential for establishing friendly business relations with you as well as sharing the mutual benefits.

Tents? I've never spoken aloud that I have an interest in tents, let alone commit it to writing or posting. Moreover, I don't know anyone else who has either. This is the worst selling line ever. This is like me wandering into the dressing room at a Victoria's Secret photo shoot and saying "Hey, I heard on the radio that you ladies were wanting to check out my sexy ass..."

And with that image, I shall take my leave.

-Joe