Well, I've seen the numbers and I see that you guys are flocking in (largely due to a certain redhead who was gracious enough to drop by for a Feature a couple months back...) so let me give you an impromptu greeting from Joe-Mammy.com. I'm Joe and I'll be your tour guide.

Or, you know, just say that Joe-Mammy.com has all sorts of nifty bits and pieces and a fair amount of silliness from yours truly. Check out the Store for official Joe Mammy goods and items from your favorite featured guests! Haven't heard of all the Features? Well, check 'em out, they're a good read and might just open your mind to something nifty (Over the Rhine is the latest and is definitely worth your time...)

While you're at it you can check out "All Things Right and Beautiful" the first novel (in promotional form--trust me, they'll be worth a pile on eBay at some point...) from all of us here at Joe-Mammy.com (read: from me...). That and any coins thrown in my direction help me keep the ol' website up and keep getting nifty guests to drop by.

Anecdote time:
So, I made my folks watch "Napoleon Dynamite" tonight. They're good old-fashioned midwesterner types and while I laugh at my favorite parts, laughing and then looking over and seeing the bewildered look on the 'rents faces: priceless. As far as my dad was concerned it might as well have been in German without subtitles for how much he was getting of it. Twas greatly classic. They looked like lost puppies while I was rolling to lines like "I caught you a delicious bass."

But in case you didn't find that funny, here's a little something that should amuse you.

-Joe