So where is it?

I dunno.

But you promised a brush with Bruce-ness.

I know. It's coming.

We had our vacation planned around this.

Um, are the tickets refundable?

Well, yeah, but there's this big penalty for shifting dates.

Ah. Sorry about that. Why exactly do you center your vacation around an interview with Bruce Campbell?

...?

Sorry for asking. Listen, if you're just hanging out and waiting, you can check out the Shop for new nifty Bruce gear (as well as Joe-Mammy.com exclusives) and you can pre-order his new book which is charmingly titled "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way"!

The kids have their water wings packed and mom's got the sunscreen. How much longer is this going to take?

I don't know. I'll check though, ok? Tell you what, you can always recheck classic Features like the interviews with Joe R Lansdale, Jamie Hyneman, the magically delicious Kari Byron, Larry Blamire and others.

*sighs* C'mon kids.

Don't be like that. It'll be fun. The interviews rule. And by the time you're finished with them, Bruce should be up. That'll be fun, right kids?

(kids) Yay! Bruce!



See, it'll all be fine. Now you all go on in and have a good time, alright?

We love you Mr Joe!

I know you do kids. I know you do...

-Joe