I'm finally getting caught up on my reviews and am doing "Alone in the Dark" and ran across this little beauty from the Chicago Tribune:

[Tara Reid's] performance as curator Aline Cedrac is horrific, with the diction of a moron, the expressiveness of a block of wood and the wardrobe of Streetwalker Barbie. And Tara, it's pronounced "Noofundlend," not "NewFOUNDlayund."

Some days I really wish I'd thought of something first--and that's a beaut. In case you're wondering "Alone in the Dark" is a masterpiece of horror--never before have I been so afraid that there will be a sequel than I was after sitting through this turd.

I like that line. I think I'll put it in my review. Whee!

Here's a little ray of comic joy in the meantime.

-Joe