It
is
fa-reeeking
Cold.

Let the light of truth shine upon this fact:
It is ass cold and it sucks.

Anyway, I picked up this little gem courtesy of IMDB:

Britney Spears has ventured behind the camera to co-direct her first pop video - in preparation for her assault on Hollywood. The "Toxic" beauty put her directorial skills into practice when she helped create the promo for her tune "Do Something" in New York last month. And Spears hopes the video will show studio heads she has the talent to score success as a movie-maker - especially since she's already devoting much of her spare time to writing scripts for big screen musicals. She says, "I made a cute video for 'Do Something.' We shot the entire thing in a record-breaking five hours. I even came up with all the choreography and styled the entire shoot myself. I've been working on writing and hopefully directing a musical that makes fun of Hollywood."

Dear Britney,
You are what's stupid about Hollywood. And I don't want to see a musical about it. I have to see it every damn time you decide to a) marry some schlub you knew in high school b) marry some schlub you met dancing for you or c) the rare times there isn't some pressing bit of Paris Hilton news. Did you even watch "Crossroads"? Frankly, I don't think we can get to the "Behind the Music"/"Where are they Now?" portion of your career fast enough at this point.

Sincerely,
The Entire Friggin' World.

-Joe