In a continuing effort to make this the rawkinest lil' website I can, I try and push the envelope to get more of what you want on the site. To that end I've been on a continuing (if occassional) harrassment campaign (which until this point, I've kept largely to myself) to try and woo a certain Mr. Bruce Campbell to come hang wit' us on the Features page for a bit. In spirit of sharing with you, my loyal Mammylings, our progress I unveil the first commissioned study by Joe-Mammy.com:

4 out of 5 school-age children love Bruce Campbell and Joe-Mammy.com. Thanks to our tireless researchers we've managed to confirm what we've all long suspected--someone didn't get their nap today, did they?

So, join us in our collective crossing of fingers that Bruce will grace us with his presence and that a new dawn of Joe-Mammy.com will rise and shine down upon all of us.
Amen.

-Joe