I like grocery shopping at 2 in the morning. No lines, no army of screaming infants (and if there are you can feel perfect justified at your irritation with the parents) and, tonight, free stuff. The local grocery has a kinda hipster (in a punk sorta way, not like Hilary Duff...) guy on night shift. Well, I bought some produce and the little scanner thing wasn't cooperating with the register, so after trying a couple times he just looked at me and muttered "fuck it" and tossed it with the rest of my groceries. Only a couple bucks difference, but I don't get free stuff very often so it twas sweet. Yea!

Happy Birthday to man with the plan, the guy with the vision, the dude who got the beat the living crap out of Bruce Campbell on a regular basis: Sam Raimi. Joe-Mammy.com salutes you!

-Joe