I'm so stoked about the soon-to-be-published interview with Tess Wiley (Wileyrock forever!) that I've committed the greatest act of hubris this side of, well, um, Hubrisville. I've requested an interview with the President...

No, not of the local Rotary club, but of the United Freaking States of America. Here's the text:
Hello Mr President (and staff member stuck reading this)
I wanted to invite you to do an e-mail interview with Joe-Mammy.com. It’s a non-political website devoted to my own personal work as well as individuals and topics that I find to be fascinating. Most interviews are 10-15 questions long that I e-mail to you that you can respond to at your leisure. Past interviews can be seen at http://www.joe-mammy.com/pages/features/features.htm. C’mon, it’s an election year, I know my state has one electoral vote, but it could be a fun way to break out of the usual mean-spirited politicing that everyone is already getting sick of (can November come soon enough?)

Thank you for your time and consideration

Come, my fellow Americans (and whatever nationalities drop by, you are equal in the eyes of Joe) let's petition the government together in hopes of the Joe-Mammy.com interview of George W Bush. Let freedom ring!
(and Wileyrock forever again!)

-Joe