Happy Day, Campers. Ranger Joe here to remind you to keep all campfires in designated areas, don't feed the bears and work sucks. If you keep these simple rules in mind you'll have an enjoyable soul-sucking time at your national parks and campgrounds. Ranger Joe would also like to point out that his beloved Cardinals are now a whopping 1-5 against the lowly Brewers (!?!) and the Avs are down 0-2 in their second round playoff series.

Ranger Joe is happy to give directions to the visitor's center and the Mammystone National Park Interpretive Center, even though he feels like he's going through the motions of an actual life in exchange for making payments and having to shave on a regular basis. However, don't count Ranger Joe out just yet, for his latest short-story is nearing the halfway point and, in spite of being dehumanized on a daily basis by a socio-economic machine designed to turn him into a credit score, he still rocks the mic. Ye-yeah. Uh. Funk it, baby. Uh.

Mammystone will soon feature, um, "Features" with the aforementioned interview with the one, the only Christopher Null as well as another interview with another person or persons regarding a topic near and dear to ol' Ranger Joe's heart. So remember to put out those campfires, discard trash in the specifically designated areas and Ranger Joe got da illest funk in da whole of da civilized world, ya'll. Word.

-Ranger Joe