Check this out. I know ol' Joe isn't usually one to post the random mass forwarded e-mail silliness here (heck, usually I don't even read it myself) but this one is purt' near classic. Read, enjoy, be fulfilled.

On other fronts, the Features should be up this weekend. Platypus Man swears upon his freshly laid eggs that it'll be up and everything will be peaches and robotic death monkeys. I'll also finish up the second interview for the features page this weekend and it should be up so you'll have not one but two, that's right TWO! interviews to greet the happy world with each morning.

Other than that, "Mean Girls" "Godsend" and "Laws of Attraction" are on tap which means two are probably going to suck--give you a hint, Bobby D is in the one that should be bearable. Hope to get a little more work on the lil' story I've been promising for a while and the classic Cubs vs Cards series is this weekend. Hopefully I'll have a good weekend and be able rave about how the Redbirds sent Corky and Co. packing, but knowing how things work out, I wouldn't hope for anything too jovial out of me anytime soon.

Tunes that rule--no matter what anyone else says:

Adam Again- Dig
Sixpence None the Richer- I've Been Waiting
OtR- Nobody Number One
Bass Kittens- Invader Zim Theme (Impending Doom Mix)
David Bowie- Major Tom
Wendy Carlos- Brandenburg Concerto #3 in G Maj
PJ Harvey- Down by the Water
Joey Ramone- What a Wonderful World
U2- All I Want is You
Jeff Beal- Monk's Theme
The Police- King of Pain
Poe- Angry Johnny

-Joe